If you're going to go on a drunk driving rampage, you might as well do a good job of it.
One fire hydrant, one flower shop, one dog, and nineteen cars, not
including his own (I omitted pictures of four cars with minor damage).The driver, I found out later, was drunk, from Texas, and had only one arm.
(via waxy)
I find the more I drink the better I am at manouvering my vehicle at high speeds.