Scarily enough, I believed for

Scarily enough, I believed for a little bit that this article on Salon might actually be true:

In Kansas, meanwhile, the old-fashioned girl's name Dot is in the
midst of a popular resurgence (invariably followed, of course, by
the middle name Com). "There's no place like homepage!" were
reportedly the first words uttered by a 6-day-old Dot Com Baum
from Lawrence, whose mother read children's classics aloud to
the iNfant while Dot was still in the SEC-sanctioned quiet period
of the womb.